October 2010
54 posts
Jeez, Mom, It's Princess PLAYA
My sweet mother’s email about my Halloween costume conveys her innocence:
“Hi Sweetie, How’s your Princess Pleia costume going? I just think that’s such a creative idea. Are you going to wear a lei?”
Note: Everything in quotations was said in a...
Coworker: Like that little boy says, in that movie, with his finger: "ROB ROY."
Me: Are you talking about The Shining?
Coworker: Yeah! The boy goes "ROB ROY." Like the drink.
Me: He says "REDRUM," dude.
Coworker: "REDRUM"? That makes no sense.
Me: It's "MURDER" backwards.
Coworker: I'm pretty sure he did not say "MURDER backwards." It was a drink.
Me: HE SAID "REDRUM." HE WASN'T WALKING AROUND THE MOVIE GOING "HIGHBALL" AND "WHISKEY SOUR" AND "SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED."
Coworker: [wiggles finger] "ROB ROY. ROB ROY. ROB ROY."
Et tu, David?
I’m at a David Sedaris concert. Reading. Performance. Whatever. And you?
huh oh
someone sent me a text telling me they hearted me. thank you. I don’t know who you are and I’m scared of you now, but thank you.
Anonymous asked: Is your real name "Ally"?
angelahelga asked: I like gingers. What's it like being married to one? Does his beard have magical powers? Can he start fires with his mind? Can he fold a fitted sheet? I have to know.
To Lord Of Justice:
Yeah, it’s seasonal. My husband goes all nutty when it come out (he finds it at gas stations of all places??) and buys a couple cases. If you’re in California, it should be available now!
Jusky--
That’s a lisper’s nightmare…
I wish I knew how to reply
Randomisms—Too kind, too kind :)
For Mz Randomisms :)
It’s all camera angles and lighting. “Strategically Placed” should be my middle name.
Fuck Yeah Leia
You people are awesome. Keep the advice comin.
Haloween Help
Instead of Chewbacca my husband has decided to be JEWbacca for Halloween (he’s Jewish). While totally rad, this pretty much leaves me with having to become Princess Playa instead of Princess Leia.
What do I do, Internet?? How do I pimp my astro-ride?
Yay, thanks stalkers!
You know how to make a girl feel good ‘n’ stalked. Immediately. Freaks. Anyway, the transcription thing is hilarious. Here’s our own RolandSlinger slingin his magic:
“I’m calling from work. How are you doing on this proposal and Dad, I don’t have much to say. I suffer Ohio. Thank you. Steven’s for pressure copies. Haven’t kicked in yet, so I’m...
Soothful Soothday
One of my husband’s nicknames for me is Cheeky Wonder. Sadly, it’s not because of my fabulously high cheekbones. I don’t know if my husband even knows what cheekbones ARE. He is, however, well-versed is ass lingo.
replying to RolandSlinger
Have I mentioned that I don’t know how to reply on Tumblr?
Thanks for asking a neat question! Once I realized what my answer was, it had to be the balls-to-the-wall truth! That’s what (partial) anonymity allows for right? :)
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: Hello!
I realize I've never asked a question of my good friend. So here we go...
What is the greatest thing your two eyes have ever seen?
I realize I've never asked a question of my good friend. So here we go...
What is the greatest thing your two eyes have ever seen?
Arrrrg
Two hours late to the pirate gala. Pirates HATE being late.
Pirate Needed
This just in: I get to dress up as a PIRATE tonight. It’s a gala or a fundraiser or a whatever I don’t know and I’m not paying but I get to dress up like a PIRATE. I’ve never been a pirate (PIRATE!) before.
Wait fuck I hope it’s not an awards ceremony or something. Bloomers and beers = yes. Corsets and commencement speeches = no.
Anyway, PIRATE pics later!
Anonymous asked: If you could put a word(s)/hashtag at the end of your every tweet what would it be?
(you know, like DalaiLamaInBed)
(you know, like DalaiLamaInBed)
Boothful Boozeday
Sometimes it takes me a few tries to crack open a beer and I wonder if it’s God’s way of saying, “Hey, Boozey McBoozerson, ease up on the hops, all right?” But instead I disregard His advice and crank that baby open and plow through it and feel guilty and shameful as I sip on th’ bottle, until I remember that I don’t really believe in God like that and besides,...
Musical Musings
I’m wondering if Isaac Brock isn’t the lovechild of Chris Farley and David Spade. I bet “Tommy Boy” got pretty intimate onset, plus Brock squeals and yodels as only a lovechild can.
Somersaultr
Every time Anonymous asks someone a question along the lines of “What makes you think we want to hear what you have to say, anyway?”, I crack up.
Really? Really? Is that a real question? Have you thought that one through? In the open forum that is Tumblr, you’re wondering why people are doing something other than sitting on their hands? Your logic thrills me.
Or hey, maybe...
