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I love it when guys who were awkward and nerdy in high school go on to become successful musicians that music whores like myself long to have drinks with for hours and hours. However, this effect is completely negated when said nerdy guys use their music to continue to pine for the popular girls who ignored them then and still couldn’t care less. Hel-lo! Awkward nerdy girls like music and have boobs, too!

punkybrewski replied to your post: HalloWhat What… I love Halloween too! I’m going to be in fucking Cuba this year! Sad I’m going to miss it.

Halloween is the only reason I didn’t crash your Cuba party, sugarnuts. I’ll send you photos of drunk zombies.

Anybody else love Halloween? I fucking love Halloween. My husband and I have had a party every year for three years? Four? Who knows. Anyway, we have piñatas and dry ice and really (really) shitty thrift-store deco. We have dance-offs and costume contests. We make hot cider, carve pumpkins, string spiderwebs across the doorways, and invent a beverage to get people shnockered. Last year it was pumpkin mudslides. This year I’m thinking spiced rum cocktails in gallon jugs for efficient refills, but I’m not sure. I need advice—any suggestions?